Celebrity Hip

The New York Daily News reports that John Mayer, fresh out of a relationship with Jessica Simpson, is now setting his sights on Penelope Cruz (annoyingly called “Pen” below).

Pen and her new bff, Shakira, attended an after-party at Hollywood hot spot Parc following John’s June 10 concert, according to our witness.
But Shaki was nowhere to be found when John was spotted entering Penelope’s digits into his phone.

Shrewd move, Mayer. Everyone knows the quickest way to anger a rich Texan is to be welcoming to a Hispanic immigrant.

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