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Now that OJ Simpson’s murder “mystery” has been leaked to a critical chorus of dry heaves and “That motherfucker!”s, it’s impossible for anyone rooted in reality to actually believe that he didn’t kill his ex-wife and Ronald Goldman. Unfortunately for the families of the victims, double jeopardy statutes ensure OJ will never face prison time for his actions, and as he’s regularly seen treading heavily on a number of verdant putting greens, his personal guilt doesn’t seem to be all that cumbersome. So what’s to be done about a killer who confesses and suffers no retribution?

I leave that up to you in another installment of Discipline…. This time, how would you squeeze The Juice? Try your best to avoid overtly racist things like “lynch him” as well as liberal use of the word “nigger.” Show some wit and, if you can find it in your heart, maybe some compassion.