UsWeekly is not effin around with their latest cover. SPF and JJ crying for help? Sodas in baby bottles? Delicious!
 
Crying for their daddy? It's not anything we haven't heard…..a little dramatic though with the "HELP." It's not like she's beating their asses!
 
At least she's not putting Nyquil in their bottles to keep them from crying. Actually, let's not give her any ideas!
 
Source: JJB