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In honor of our fleet of clever first-responders, we’re happy to announce one long-overdue feature new to Defamer: Comments of the Week! Every Friday, we’ll shine a spotlight on five of our favorite contributions from the commenter braintrust. Here’s our inaugural batch of winners:
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Having already given up any hope of Jessica Alba and Hayden Panitierre’s muzzled tryst persuading young people to get out the vote, Leonardo DiCaprio’s Appian Way Productions this week corralled an ensemble including Natalie Portman, Ashton Kutcher, Forest Whitaker, Dustin Hoffman, Halle Berry and scads of others to keep up the fight via reverse psychology. […]

Though Hills stars Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge recently patched up their fractured friendship under the warm, nurturing eye of multiple video cameras, a brand-new rumor has both girls on the outs yet again. Says E!:
Audrina, we’re told, is fuming because she found out that her on-and-off lover, Justin [Bobby], and former BFF, L.C., hooked […]

It’s a Bad Thing: Buried deep into HuffPo founder Arianna Huffington’s blog entry about last night’s debate is the response everyone wants, that of domestic doyenne Martha Stewart. “The home-spun homilies [Sarah Palin uses] have to go,” Stewart sniffed to Huffington. “And, oh my god, words do have ending consonants.” [HuffPo]

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Perhaps mindful that her McCain/Hitler concert montage went over about as well as a soiled dominatrix outfit, pop superstar Madonna has returned to the well that attracted her the most attention this year: her are-they-or-aren’t-they flirtation with New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez. Though Madonna’s camp had quelled the rumors before by having her step out […]