foxxpalms

If you’re Jamie Foxx and you’re very charismatic, famous and successful, it’s probably easy to get laid. You just go up to a table of women, be charming and take your pick, right? Wrong. If you’re Jamie Foxx, you take to a high vantage point, borrow a flashlight from a nightclub security guard and subsequently proceed to shine the flashlight on ladies with whom you’d like to dance. The gesture is stupid, sad and shallow, and it undoubtedly attracts the same type of women.

Lazy decadence like this is part of the reason Rome fell. Let’s hope the tradition continues with Jamie Foxx.

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