blakelead

When you wear a wacky hat in a wacky way, pulling a wacky face is overkill. It’s like a birthday clown with a whistle and a kazoo. Stick with one—two maximum—otherwise you get so irritating, everybody in the world will want to wipe that stupid grin off your face. And considering that your name is “Blake” and you’ve already been beaten by a 17-year-old girl, you’re about as intimidating as a yawning kitten, so it’s probably not best to provoke hatred.

PS Is that a name or a major appliance?

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