Rupert Everett has come to the defense of Tom Cruise and Scientology. He spoke out about it upon hearing that Germany called Scientology a "money-making cult."
 
Rupe said, "People say Scientology is ridiculous, but it's no more ridiculous than the virgin birth, really. It's all the same madness." 
 
I bet you anything Tom's tongue has been intimate with Rupert's chode.
 
Whatever gets you through the day is what I say! If worshipping Xenu helps Tom deal with this homoness then so be it! Just shut the hell up about it! 
 
Oh and if it wasn't for that "virgin birth" I wouldn't get hot ass presents every Winter! Virgin Birth or Not….I love a good pressie!